PROTON PM5

I got the pictures of the Proton concept car from email forwards and I'd have to say that it certainly gets my vote. Yes, you could say whatever you want about Malaysia, that it's not advanced, the car sucks and all that...but I'm telling you my friend, we are getting there. We are getting better day by day.

What's that I hear coming out from your mouth? WOW? Yes, indeed it is a 'wow' factor. A toast for the development of cars in Malaysia.

P/S: By the way, just in case you're wondering on what my favourite car is...so far, it's the VW new beetle. It rocks my socks off.

Look what I found

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a CAMEL."

The pharmacist fainted